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Content warnings: Nazis, rape, sexual assault
Let's travel back to the spring of 2016. The presidential primaries were in full swing, Pokémon Go was announced, and fans of Steve Rogers were preparing for their favorite hero to take up his shield once again.
For those who don't follow Marvel's comics or movies, Steve Rogers is the primary Captain America, although at various points in history, Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson have also worn the mantle. Steve Rogers debuted in 1941, introduced by Jewish comic creators Joe Simon and Jack Kirby. He was designed to essentially spit in the face of Nazi ideals: a blond haired, blue-eyed Übermensch who literally punches out Hitler on his introductory comic cover.
In January of 2015, as part of its Marvel NOW relaunch, Steve Rogers lost the effects of the super soldier serum that made him so awesome, turning him into an elderly man. At that point, Sam Wilson, previously the Falcon, became the new Captain America. In 2016, it was announced that, for the upcoming All-New, All-Different Marvel relaunch (Marvel relaunches their comic line about every five minutes or so), Steve Rogers would be reclaiming his title of Captain America in the new Secret Empire event. Fans of Steve were hyped.
That is to say, they were hyped, until previews for Captain America: Steve Rogers #1 were released and readers were treated to this panel.
That's Captain America, Steve Rogers himself, proclaiming the HYDRA motto.
If you don't know, HYDRA is an evil organization in the Marvel comics and movies. Originally, it began as a knockoff of SPECTRE from the James Bond franchise. Then in the nineties, HYDRA was taken over by Nazi villain Red Skull, and ever since then, HYDRA has been inextricably linked with Nazism.
You can see why taking the character of Captain America, who is literally a Jewish golem, and making him into Basically a Nazi might not go over so well.
It does not help that this was happening during 2016, the year in which a major presidential party's candidate ran and won on a platform that branded immigrants and minorities as criminals and threats to the country.
Early on, some fans advised caution. Maybe that wasn't the real Captain America, but an impostor! Maybe Steve was just pretending so he could infiltrate an enemy lair!
Those hopes were dashed when the Secret Empire writer, Nick Spencer, gave an interview stating that it was Steve Rogers, and that Steve was not only in HYDRA now, but had actually been a HYDRA double agent for the entire history of the character, and always would be, because why not.
Now, fans knew that this would not last. Major changes like this to established characters never last. In comics, the status quo stands above all else. No one angry about HYDRA Cap believed, for even a second, that this would not be fixed. That is not why they were angry.
Fans were outraged because Captain America's character was always meant to fight for the marginalized and oppressed. They were angry because Joe Simon and Jack Kirby created Captain America before the US even entered WWII, to counter Nazi ideology in their country and abroad. When Captain America originally debuted, their office got threatening calls from Nazi sympathizers and Kirby went outside to fight them, but they never showed up. The man was a legend.
Fans saw HYDRA Cap as an insult to Simon and Kirby's legacy, and an insult to everyone who believed in what Captain America was supposed to stand for. It did not take long for #SayNoToHYDRACap to take off.
And it wasn't just fans. Chris Evans, the MCU actor for Steve Rogers, tweeted his distaste for the concept and refused to write "Hail HYDRA" while signing autographs at a convention. Agent Coulson's actor Clark Gregg also tweeted against HYDRA Cap. Even the US Holocaust Museum said no.
Nick Spencer and Marvel editors cautioned readers not to judge prematurely and to see where the story went. And there were some Captain America fans who thought the comic could end up initiating an important conversation about how young white men end up radicalized.
But then the comics showed HYDRA Cap lifting Thor's hammer, which is something only true and worthy heroes are able to do. So yeah. It does not help that Thor's hammer, along with many other Norse mythology symbols, is used by Neo-Nazis.
(Now, it was later handwaved away that the inscription on Thor's hammer had been written to allow HYDRA Cap to lift it, and he was not worthy, but for many fans, that was too little too late, and Neo-Nazis had already co-opted the image of Nazi Captain America wielding the hammer anyway)
And then Nick Spencer's political views came to light, including being all right with tasing six year olds. And it turns out he disagrees with punching Nazis. And later on in 2017 he wrote a comic where social justice activists are the villains and Sam Wilson essentially apologizes to Steve Rogers for the existence of social justice activism, because of reasons.
People were furious.
And, as is often the case when people are furious, they wanted a scapegoat.
They found one in the HYDRA Trash Party.
What is the HYDRA Trash Party, you may ask.
The HYDRA Trash Party (or HTP) is a subset of the MCU Captain America fandom that sprang up after the release of 2014's Captain America: The Winter Soldier. The HTP focuses on dark fanfic involving the torture and suffering of Captain America characters at the hands of HYDRA. Essentially, "bad things happening to your favorite heroes (and their butts)." Think whump on steroids. While the majority of HTP fics are about rape or sexual assault, there are those that are about non-sexual torture and misery, or those about the mental/emotional/physical healing process after the torture. HTP creators primarily focus on Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers in their work, but will write unfortunate events befalling pretty much any hero in the franchise. If you've ever see the fic tag "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat," HTP was the group that popularized it.
Obviously, this type of darkfic is something not everyone wants to see. HTP creators were aware of this, with some of them being assault/rape/CSA survivors themselves, and set off to separate themselves from the main MCU fandom spaces shortly after HTP's inception in 2014. They made their own kink meme on Dreamwidth and used specific tags on AO3 and Tumblr to ensure that no one who didn't want to see their trash would have to see it.
And they became the fandom's collective punching bag anyway.
HTP formed right around the time that the "anti" culture (those who oppose darkfic/rape in fanfic/adults creating content for fandoms that minors are also in/adults writing or drawing child characters, even aged up versions/etc) really took off on Tumblr. As such, over the years HTP was a frequent target for their ire. Ironically, because HTP took such steps to label and segregate itself, they made themselves easy to scapegoat, because it was very easy to point at their stuff and proclaim it to be Everything Wrong with Fandom.
There was the time antis claimed HTP members were shouting "Heil Hitler" at conventions that happened before HTP even started and before CATWS was even released.
One blog proclaimed HTP creators should be jailed.
At one point a sixteen year old anti claimed to be a Holocaust survivor, because they shared their body with Magneto from X-Men, so that was a thing.
Essentially, every few months or so, usually coinciding with MCU developments they disliked, people would remember HTP existed and dump on it for a couple weeks before moving on.
And then along came HYDRA Cap. Clearly, his existence had to be Marvel pandering to Nazi fetishists! If HTP never existed, then Marvel would never have thought this would sell. Now a major comic company thought people wanted stories humanizing and excusing Nazis, and it was all the HTP fandom's fault.
The HTP people were completely bewildered by this accusation, firstly because it's against the rules of their community to excuse or justify HYDRA, secondly because they hated HYDRA Cap as much as anyone else, thirdly because if Marvel were in the business of listening to fans then there'd be several million people who would get their say before they cared about the writers of darkfic porn, and finally because evil versions of heroes are also against the HTP rules.
Things devolved rapidly. HTP members asked why people were yelling at them instead of Marvel, and antis accused the HTP of making fandom unsafe for Jewish people and other groups targeted by Nazis. One such argument is quoted in part below:
...You and anyone else who sanction this kind of stuff make it unsafe for Jewish and gentile POC fans to ever enjoy comics. I have zero time to make room for your fucking feelings about this while some of use have to deal with the literal antisemitism your fucking peddling guilt fucking free.
...the HYDRA Trash Party community includes fans who are Jewish, LGBT+, disabled, and rape and abuse survivors. Which means that when you accuse us of supporting HYDRA, or condoning rape or abuse, or being responsible for Marvel’s terrible decisions, you are accusing many of us of supporting our oppressors and abusers.
...internalized racism and lateral aggression are a thing, dude. Yes you ARE still doing something antisemitic and racist REGARDLESS of your own personal identity...
Hi, I’m in the Hydra Trash Party. I’m an Ashkenazi Jew and I have family in Israel and the US, and none in Europe because the ones who didn’t get out in time were murdered by Nazis. I’m also queer and disabled and an anarchist-influenced socialist and I am aware that the Nazis would have had it in for me on every one of those counts. Condemning my interest in HTP fic as “internalized racism” is dismissive and insulting to my self-awareness, and describing it as “lateral aggression” raises the question of “toward who” and “how.” I am hoping that realizing that your wildly flung, poorly informed accusations are falling upon an Ashkenazi Jew - whose grandmother’s relatives were raped by Nazis, shot, and thrown in a mass grave - has some import for you...
And on and on. It was ugly. HTP creators received anon hate and threats, complaints to Marvel fell on deaf ears, and people threw all the vitriol they could at each other. But also the US Holocaust Museum and the Anti-Defamation League got a lot of donations, so at least there's that.
Eventually, it became clear that Marvel wasn't backing down until the story line reached its conclusion, and the fandom spaces gradually receded back to the usual simmering undercurrent of hostility rather than all out war. A prolific HTP writer published an anti-HYDRA Cap fic, of which the tags alone gained thousands of notes on Tumblr.
In the end, Marvel revealed HYDRA Cap was from an alternate universe all along, other comic writers resolved to ignore the entire story, and Secret Empire was critically considered a waste of time:
Secret Empire is the second worst selling event comic in Marvel’s history. Furthermore, it failed to bolster sales of its tie-in issues — series launched out of Secret Empire, such as Secret Warriors, were already hovering around the cancellation line just a couple of issues in. Marvel has spent a lot of time and money on this event, and has come out of the other side with lower sales and lower confidence from readers and retailers alike.
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  • Just because your dad is an asshole and called you a failure and cast you out of the family doesn't mean no one anywhere in the world will ever let you inherit anything. I mean, he was probably right about you but if you get on a boat to India they probably won't know or care yet.
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  • AI rulers should no longer recruit claimants to their court who are like, fifth in line for some desert village they've never heard of clear over on a different continent.
  • AI rulers who are bankrupt and facing rebellion should no longer froth at the mouth and scream from the parapets that they refuse to so much as discuss a white peace until you hit 350% warscore.
  • We've introduced a cap to living dynasty member Renown gain so you can't just rush all the perks by having 5000 stupid, ugly babies.
  • The Inbred trait is now less likely to be passed on as long as you don't take an already Inbred character and continue to inbreed them. We know you're gonna do it anyway, of course. You're all gross.
  • Successful Crusaders should no longer fold to a faction demand and convert to Islam 100% of the time.
  • Clan vassals who aren't allowed to bang at least one of your kids are going to be way more angry now, especially if they're powerful.
  • Partition succession should now look mostly at splitting up the total number of base level counties evenly, rather than saying Louis gets less land because he gets to keep the fancier hat, leaving him with like a third of the levies of each of his brothers to defend a realm that is now on the express train to disaster.
  • Björn Ironside has sat down with all of his vassals and explained to them that he probably can't protect them if they go conquer like, fucking Cyprus or something and they should prioritize grabbing counties that are at least within a few months' sailing distance of Scandinavia.
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  • Wandering characters with absurd amounts of gold will now tend to spend it all on improving themselves booze and hookers so you can't invite them to dinner and then accuse them of witchcraft and seize all of their wealth.
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  • Characters whose religion involves reincarnation are less likely to reincarnate from a really shitty ancestor.
  • Alexandria is no longer a holy site for an East African religion practiced mainly by people who have never heard of Alexandria.
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  • The Restore the HRE decision requirements are now Kinda Reasonable, down from Fucking Ludicrous.
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  • Varangians have been reminded that they're river vikings and they should stop trying to appropriate ocean viking culture.
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  • Lower-tier Norse rulers will be less likely to decide it sounds fun to sail all the way to Sri Lanka or something to raid when there is plenty of pillage to be had nearby.
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  • The AI has been reminded that this game doesn't have naval combat so you don't have to row full-speed away from an approaching enemy fleet. Poseidon will rise from the seas and make sure no one is allowed to hurt each other's boats or anyone on them.
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  • Added explanation for the Unreformed Pagan Combat Bonus, which there's like a 60% chance you didn't even know existed until right this second.
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  • Also added Slavic, East African, and Arctic visual ethnicities. Remember when we would charge actual money for this and half the time it looked like they escaped from a haunted wax museum? Rejoice that we now live in more enlightened times.
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Localization

  • Added an alternative text for holy war if one has the pluralist doctrine to explain that it's like, you know, just kind of a chill holy war, dude.
  • Added description for Parliament Special Building explaining that this one structure which grants some passive modifiers meant to represent an entire sea change in the understanding of the role of a monarch is hopefully just a placeholder for adding real council mechanics back in later.
  • Changed the "Consolamentum" tenet to "Ritual Suicide" for anyone but Catholics so non-Catholics don't have to go look up what the fuck that word even means.
  • Children who are believed to be the reincarnation of a really shitty ancestor will no longer act super stoked about it.
  • Fixed a scope mis-match in the lover reveal event which caused the event to describe people having affairs with themselves. We all do it but the entire court doesn't need to hear about it, okay?
  • Re-named the 'West African' culture group to 'Guinean' to get everyone speculating about if we might add the Kongo later.
  • Renamed the Wendish Empire to the Southern Baltic Empire, which is a monumentally less cool but I suppose more inclusive name.
  • Updated the tooltip for Divine Marriage to clarify how it works even though we thought the memes had explained this pretty well by now.

Game Content

  • Added a notification toast when your liege changes to inform you who your new liege is and why they became your new liege. Which, again, you'd think someone on your council would have thought to inform you about this rather important piece of information before now.

Databases

  • Broke up some of the ridiculous turbokingdoms at game start in freezing, pastoral Northern Scandinavia.
  • Made the Guiyi Curcuit an independent realm in 867 to help ease the pain of waiting for the inevitable China expansion.
  • Aquitaine is sexist and has been cancelled
  • We made up some extra Cumans specifically to prevent bordergore so don't say we never did anything for you.
  • Kashmiris no longer start with elephants because it's honestly not a great place to raise elephants.
  • Socotra is now part of the Duchy of Socotra. Aswan is still not in the Duchy of Aswan for some reason but we're getting around to it.
  • The Aghlabids are no longer independent in 867 because they weren't.
  • Volga Bulgaria is now feudal in 1066, because all the other steppe khanates had already labelled them as lame asses by then.

Bugfixes

  • You can no longer farm Devotion by telling your court architect to start building something that costs a bunch of piety and then kicking it over and telling him to go home on the second day.
  • You no longer have to change at least one thing when reforming a pagan faith to prove that you're hip and modern.
  • Fix unnecessarily handling controller input and rotating/zooming the camera, which is something 90% of you didn't know you could do until just now.
  • If your religion requires approval for divorce but has no religious head, guess what asshole, I'm the queen so I'm the one that gives approval. Now get out of my sight before I have to have you dragged out of it.
  • Fix war participant tooltip not listing the number of knights but just repeating the word knight
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  • Fixed an issue where, as a prank, you would tell some rando that came along on the Crusade that they were getting the county of Jerusalem just so you could immediately laugh in their face and take it away.
  • Fixed excommunication being available for faiths with Communion but non-spiritual heads. Malcolm is just up there chugging the blood of Christ and scratching his ass but there's nothing we can legally do about it.
  • Listen closely. I know he's well-spoken but no matter what the prince tells you, word of his father's death and his ascension to the throne does not grant him a "Get Out of Jail Free Card," you oaf.
  • The Reclaim Britannia decision no longer changes effects based on dejure drift. It's a damn island and it all belongs rightfully to the Celts.
  • Children should no longer run away from home purely out of boredom.
  • A faction will no longer courteously greet you before calling you a tyrant. It's called sarcasm but you spend your days torturing small animals and banging your sisters so we probably shouldn't have expected you to get it.
  • It is no longer possible to farm guardianship events by repeatedly encouraging your child to engage in animal abuse. I can't believe we're actually having to patch this but I guess nothing should surprise me at this point.
  • "Know Thyself" will no longer result in you getting daily texts from the reaper telling you the number of days until the Big Day and how excited he is.
  • Added an alert for when you have no player heir to your titles but there's someone landed in your dynasty still alive somewhere because of a marriage you totally forgot about arranging like 200 years ago. So anyway I hope you like Siberia.
  • Made it easier to kill grandma.
  • Added triggers to notifications so that marshal vassals don't gain opinion of themselves when they do something good. That asshole is already full of himself enough as it is. Yeah, yeah, tell us about the Battle of Acre again. We're not tired of that story at all, you old fuck. Get back to work. I don't want to have to fight another populist rabble.
  • Babies will no longer be assigned commander traits through a yearly event. I know everyone wants to brag about how smart your kid is but I'll believe he can pull off a double envelopment when he stops shitting in his pants.
  • Blocked Vlach rulers from taking the Unite the Slavs and Unite the Southern Slavs decisions after realizing that our Somewhat More Arbitrary new way of doing non-linguistic culture groups has some drawbacks.
  • Blocked the seduction of characters who are imbeciles or incapable. Again, not necessarily surprised we had to do this. Just disappointed.
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  • Rad ass hats are now mandatory in the Byzantine Empire.
  • Characters who become wanderers are now less likely to just nope out of any relationships and vanish, leaving confused loved ones behind.
  • The Adamites have finally made a ruling on capes: Funny but no.
  • Children under 4 should no longer be lecturing their peers about theology.
  • You can't force someone in your prison to educate your shitty kids. Torture them. Maim them. Anything but that.
  • Children will no longer demand you hold a feast even though that seems like exactly the kind of thing your shitty, spoiled kids would do.
  • Courtiers of Theocracies and Mercenaries will no longer wear inappropriate clothes. We're trying to sell this as an honest operation, Helgi. Gods dammit take that ridiculous thing off.
  • Crusader Helmets will now always show up when appropriate, which is at all times.
  • Devouring people will now have a clearer impact on your stress level. I still have several questions.
  • Tribal MaA who are paid in exposure won't give you a discount on the amount of exposure based on traits you have that normally decrease upkeep.
  • You can now tell a vassal who is mad that you're "not their rightful king" to sit down and shut up because you're the damn EMPEROR.
  • Taking someone as a concubine against their will might upset their family. You know, just a little.
  • No longer possible to farm divorces for personal profit. sigh
  • Fixed an error which caused the event 'Differences in Faith' to trigger for counties of your own religion even though that's basically what was going on everywhere all the time.
  • Fixed an inverted value that caused children with a 'bad' education affinity to do better at their education than children with a 'good' affinity even though everyone who has ever been labeled "gifted" relates to that pretty hard. (Credit for this joke goes to Rowan)
  • Fixed being able to send multiple Blackmail interactions to the same character while waiting for their first response because you keep coming up with even more fucked up things to threaten them with and just can't wait to talk about it.
  • Fixed broken god reference in a death transition text.
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  • Fixed embracing English culture sometimes converting landed spouses or family members without their consent, even though that would be pretty accurate to English history.
  • Fixed lowborns getting kinslayer traits when murdering other lowborns. The proper trait for this is "Class Traitor".
  • Fixed the kingdom of Pontus capital being set outside its de jure area. The capital is now set a-WAIT WHAT THE FUCK PONTUS IS IN THIS GAME??
  • Guardians will no longer keep teaching your kids after fleeing the realm. We just didn't have the technology for distance learning in 867.
  • Guests with claims on your vassal's vassal's titles will no longer show up at your court and then be like, "Oh... well this is awkward."
  • Head of Faith looks at incest as a divorce reason based on faith's doctrines, so you can be like Henry VIII but with your own siblings. Don't pretend like you weren't already thinking it.
  • Historical characters will no longer be their own parent. But we're sure you would be if we gave you that option.
  • If you promise a vassal to educate their child they will now be miffed if you try to return the child after it turns out that they suck and you don't want to deal with it.
  • You no longer get tyranny for putting someone in horny jail if the secret is known and adultery is criminal in your faith.
  • Many achievements are now possible, up from impossible.
  • It's now possible to negotiate an alliance even if your family is very inbred. So all of you can finally use the alliance mechanic now.
  • Secret lovers should no longer expose themselves at a feast by trying to copulate through the bars if one of them is in prison.
  • Lowborn bastards no longer try to belong to a House. They dun wan it.
  • Lowered the amount of gold the recipient needs to have to unlock the Demand Payment interaction. Apparently my landlord worked on this patch.
  • Married couples will no longer be exposed as if they have an affair if they're also lovers, as shocking and scandalous as it must be that a married couple in the middle ages more than tolerates each other.
  • People that are terrified of you are now more likely to agree to marriage, as long as they don't have to marry you. I'm more than willing to sacrifice one daughter if you leave me alone forever. She's not even smart.
  • People will no longer judge you harshly for breaking a betrothal to an Eunuch. Except, I guess, said Eunuch.
  • Pilgrimages no longer come with a bunch of hidden fees they didn't tell you about when you booked it.
  • If someone you really don't like recovers from illness or injury, instead of losing stress you might be like, "Ah, fuck..."
  • Rebuffing the advances of a romantic interest now correctly ends their scheme instead of forcing you to become soulmates anyway. I tried that dating strategy at one point and it definitely does not work.
  • Reforming to Feudalism no longer involves setting your entire seat of power and everything in it on fire.
  • Rum now no longer takes dynasty names, always retaining its title name regardless of the holder's culture, so you'll never be left wondering why is the Rum gone
  • Sick characters now dress the part. That gambeson is fuckin' sick bro!
  • Split the Take Vows decision into two, one for "I hope you bleed out on the uncaring sands of the Levant" and one for "I just want you to go lock yourself in a room with some manuscripts and never talk to me again."
  • Spread Assyrian culture a little. ASHUBANIPAL IS PLEASED.
  • Svend II of Denmark now spawns as either bisexual or heterosexual, and either way I'm into it.
  • The Mongol Empire will no longer destroy itself when winning a war, as happened historically.
  • The Pope can no longer publicly accept cannibalism.
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  • The elope scheme will now run smoother than it did for those two Italian kids.
  • The game will no longer tell you to take more concubines when you've had enough, which makes it more polite than most dating apps.
  • Two players having a child together will no longer have a screaming competition about the name. At least, not in-game.
  • If a vassal refuses a title revocation, you can't pretend it was just a joke and avoid the tyranny hit.
  • Unlanded characters will no longer be able to drag prisoners around in a big cage on wheels.
  • The stupid little widget will no longer constantly remind you that you can declare war when you're in debt and literally can't.
  • You can no longer tell a pregnant admirer to get her prenatal ass out there and kill a wild animal for you. Unless that's acceptable in your culture.
  • Women in equal or female-dominated realms with concubinage will get the same penalties as men for not meeting their Himbo Quota.
  • You can no longer attempt to find dead people's secrets even though I think that's the plot of at least half of all thriller novels.
  • You can no longer lose a friend you didn't have. So if you're reading this: look on the bright side!
  • You can no longer owe a favor to yourself because of a necklace. I think that was also the plot of a movie though.
  • You can't just constantly fire your child's tutors, Karen.
  • You don't have to break up with your concubines before asking them to marry you. It would still be pretty funny though.
  • If your spouse leaves the realm because you're an asshole, you get to keep the kids because you have castles and armies and they don't so suck it.
  • If your spouse really sucks you will not be sad when they die.
  • You will no longer think less or more of yourself depending on how good you are at romancing someone else, which is highly unrealistic.
  • You will now be told why you can't debate people 24/7: Because it's fucking annoying. Log off. Go outside. Have a real life.
  • You will now only be notified of the establishment of Norman culture if you're in Europe. The Maharaja of Bengal doesn't know or care what you're talking about.
  • You'll no longer get events in third person about how virtuous you are. You'll have to keep doing that in the mirror every morning before you load your save.
  • You can no longer Promote Christian Settlements in Hungary if Hungary has been Christianized for over 100 years.
  • Made Aethelred I significantly more unlucky whilst Alfred is alive and heir so maybe the English at least have a fucking chance.
  • Spouses can no longer be both happy and unhappy with their spouse even though that pretty accurately describes every marriage ever.
  • A beacon of the faith who is discovered to have a bastard child will only lose one level of devotion instead of being immediately yeeted directly into the deepest circle of hell with no appeal.
  • Having concubines no longer protects you from becoming a concubine. I think this means you can have polycules now but I'd have to test it out.
  • Seduction compliments now only has two outcomes, good or bad, as is true historically.
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Link to official notes:
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/threads/ck3-dev-diary-42-1-1-patch-notes.1428193/
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